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> Brew PROBLEM! need help!, Babys diaper fell in primary fermentator
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:37 PM
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No joke! My wife had a pissy diaper on on the top shelf (have no idea why!!) (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/sorry.gif)

And It fell in when I was reaching for the Lid! I quick got it out, and ran up stairs to see if it was a used, or unused diaper.....
IT WAS USED!!!

It was a Hefewizen!!!

Now what! Should I throw this out or not (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/crazy.gif)

NEED HELP

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post Oct 27 2004, 03:38 PM
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You gotta be sh!^^ing me!!!!!!! NO FREAKING WAY!!

At least when someone says..."dude, your beer tastes like piss"...you'll know why!!
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:39 PM
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Toss the batch out....unless you want to name it Port-o-pot hefewizen...


Of course if you don't toss it it out, remind me NOT to get any beer from you.

Sorry, this is one of those things that the truth is stranger than ficton.
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:40 PM
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This is probably how the Gose style was invented.
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:40 PM
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Dude.... (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/crazy.gif)

Dump it.

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post Oct 27 2004, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE(Rod_Tidwell @ Oct 27 2004, 03:37 PM)
Now what!  Should I throw this out or not

If you even have to ask, it'll probably be OK. Drink up.
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:41 PM
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I am going to need more information, was it AG or extract? What was your OG and FG. What temp did you ferment at? Odds are no matter what your answers are I would tell you to dump it, piss beer is just not right! (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/biggrin.gif)


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post Oct 27 2004, 03:41 PM
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Dude, you just made Coors Light


Seriously, I dunno. Dont think it would make a big difference. Now, I wouldnt go bragging to people as theyre drinking it that yur beer has piss in it or anything. Make it like the food ya get from taco bell where there may or not be spit in it.....ya just dont wanna know

Im figuring that most of the piss stayed in the absorbant diaper though.
How far along fermentation was yur beer? Much alcohol yet?



Also, is pee fermentable?
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:46 PM
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Un-f*#@ing-believable! (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/dry.gif)
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:50 PM
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QUOTE(DrunkenPanther @ Oct 27 2004, 03:41 PM)
Dude, you just made Coors Light

Thats what my wife said....
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:51 PM
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That is THE funniest thing I've heard all day. Dude, you made my day!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/hehe.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/biggrin.gif)

Seriously, I'd let it run and see what happens, who knows, the yeast might take over and the beer might be okay.
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:52 PM
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just another good reason to buy a carboy!

i rubbed baby poop on my nose by accident one time, but never put it in my beer.

that's nasty!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/crazy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/crazy.gif)
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:52 PM
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Keep it and give away bottles of it to people you don't like!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/wink.gif)

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post Oct 27 2004, 03:54 PM
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QUOTE(kiwicanoeboy @ Oct 27 2004, 03:41 PM)
I am going to need more information, was it AG or extract? What was your OG and FG.  What temp did you ferment at?

ROLF ROLF ROLF ROLF


(IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/hehe.gif) "Huggyweizen"
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post Oct 27 2004, 03:55 PM
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If you can stand to drink something that you know has had a pissy diaper in it, go I ahead, but remind me not to drink your beer. Sounds like another batch Dumperbrau to me.
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