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post Oct 27 2004, 03:37 PM
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No joke! My wife had a pissy diaper on on the top shelf (have no idea why!!) (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/sorry.gif)

And It fell in when I was reaching for the Lid! I quick got it out, and ran up stairs to see if it was a used, or unused diaper.....
IT WAS USED!!!

It was a Hefewizen!!!

Now what! Should I throw this out or not (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/crazy.gif)

NEED HELP

***NOT A JOKE****
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post Oct 27 2004, 05:17 PM
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You can let your Tinkle Brau finish out, but my guess it'll need some time to "mature" before it's ready for the world! (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/wink.gif)

Personally, if that were mine, that batch would already be in the same place the diaper is, the fermentor would be nuked with straight bleach (or thrown out), and I'd never mention it to anyone or my brewery would forever be known as Toddler Tinkle Brewing Co, (or something similar). (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/wink.gif)

Piss should only be the result of beer use, but NEVER used in beer! (IMG:style_emoticons/brewboard/beerchug.gif)
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Rod_Tidwell   Brew PROBLEM! need help!   Oct 27 2004, 03:37 PM
BFB   You gotta be sh!^^ing me!!!!...   Oct 27 2004, 03:38 PM
Askalon   Toss the batch out....unless you want to name it P...   Oct 27 2004, 03:39 PM
beerinator   This is probably how the Gose style was invented.   Oct 27 2004, 03:40 PM
JohnnyPebs   Dude.... Dump it. Pebs   Oct 27 2004, 03:40 PM
Argyll   QUOTE(Rod_Tidwell @ Oct 27 2004, 03:37 PM)Now...   Oct 27 2004, 03:41 PM
kiwicanoeboy   I am going to need more information, was it AG or ...   Oct 27 2004, 03:41 PM
DrunkenPanther   Dude, you just made Coors Light Seriously, I dun...   Oct 27 2004, 03:41 PM
kenlenard   Un-f*#@ing-believable!   Oct 27 2004, 03:46 PM
Rod_Tidwell   QUOTE(DrunkenPanther @ Oct 27 2004, 03:41 PM)...   Oct 27 2004, 03:50 PM
Tito   That is THE funniest thing I've heard all day....   Oct 27 2004, 03:51 PM
Danno6102   just another good reason to buy a carboy! i r...   Oct 27 2004, 03:52 PM
SilvrBck   Keep it and give away bottles of it to people you ...   Oct 27 2004, 03:52 PM
Bosco   QUOTE(kiwicanoeboy @ Oct 27 2004, 03:41 PM)I ...   Oct 27 2004, 03:54 PM
Alebiter   If you can stand to drink something that you know ...   Oct 27 2004, 03:55 PM
lord1234   soak the diaper in starsan....that will sanitize i...   Oct 27 2004, 03:56 PM
Dave in Indiana   Alcohol will kill the germs. (dump it) Dave in I...   Oct 27 2004, 03:58 PM
GSchmidt   Wow. Well, urine is supposed to be sterile, but w...   Oct 27 2004, 04:00 PM
BeerGod   It is more likely that the diaper absorbed beer th...   Oct 27 2004, 04:09 PM
Tobaccovillebrewer   I say relax and have a home brew. Let it finish.   Oct 27 2004, 04:13 PM
Aeneas   This beer is destined for the septic tank, and you...   Oct 27 2004, 04:17 PM
Askalon   But this is sooo funny.   Oct 27 2004, 04:20 PM
huleoo   By adding the flavoring of fresh baby urine, it ma...   Oct 27 2004, 04:49 PM
Oldfart   The brew may be fine, I'd say give it a go unl...   Oct 27 2004, 04:53 PM
Chauvan   I say you send it into a couple competitions. Whe...   Oct 27 2004, 05:01 PM
wofat   Wow... my troll meter just shorted out. But, i...   Oct 27 2004, 05:02 PM
Oldfart   It just occured to me that you should really carry...   Oct 27 2004, 05:09 PM
kenlenard   I agree! You never mentioned how long the off...   Oct 27 2004, 05:14 PM
werper   You can let your Tinkle Brau finish out, but my gu...   Oct 27 2004, 05:17 PM
Jim_R   I thought I pampered my beer... I agree with Old...   Oct 27 2004, 05:23 PM
MixnMatchBrew   I vote let it ferment! It will either be good...   Oct 27 2004, 05:31 PM
Jimvy   How old is your kid? And how was the diaper wrapp...   Oct 27 2004, 05:40 PM
bonjour   And you thought you wer having a bad beer day!   Oct 27 2004, 05:44 PM
Lee   It's your kid and your beer. Can you handle th...   Oct 27 2004, 05:47 PM
Alebiter   I can't believe that some of the posters are s...   Oct 27 2004, 05:53 PM
Askalon   QUOTE(kenlenard @ Oct 27 2004, 05:14 PM)I agr...   Oct 27 2004, 05:53 PM
Lee   QUOTE(Alebiter @ Oct 27 2004, 06:53 PM)I can...   Oct 27 2004, 05:57 PM
Palmetto Pub   The fact that you publicly ask the question...go a...   Oct 27 2004, 05:58 PM
kiwicanoeboy   QUOTE(Lee @ Oct 27 2004, 05:57 PM)QUOTE(Alebi...   Oct 27 2004, 06:04 PM
kiwicanoeboy   QUOTE(Palmetto Pub @ Oct 27 2004, 05:58 PM)Th...   Oct 27 2004, 06:04 PM
Jimvy   QUOTE(Alebiter @ Oct 27 2004, 05:53 PM)I can...   Oct 27 2004, 06:23 PM
Danno6102   Guys, I have a question. I'm trying to enter ...   Oct 27 2004, 06:25 PM
jeremy585   LMAO...definatly "other"   Oct 27 2004, 06:27 PM
kenlenard   Jimvy: Your questions were the first thing I thou...   Oct 27 2004, 06:32 PM
Tressin   Dude, I'd ferment that stuff and see how it ...   Oct 27 2004, 06:32 PM
Eimajz   Don't take this the wrong way.. but.. what doe...   Oct 27 2004, 06:39 PM
SPOON   Just give to someone who you don't like. T...   Oct 27 2004, 06:49 PM
cmbrougham   Forgive me if I don't take you up on an offer ...   Oct 27 2004, 06:50 PM
Jimvy   QUOTE(kenlenard @ Oct 27 2004, 06:32 PM)Jimvy...   Oct 27 2004, 06:56 PM
huleoo   QUOTE(Eimajz @ Oct 27 2004, 07:39 PM)Don...   Oct 27 2004, 07:31 PM
Askalon   QUOTE(huleoo @ Oct 27 2004, 07:31 PM)and the ...   Oct 27 2004, 07:51 PM
Beer Engineer   QUOTE(Rod_Tidwell @ Oct 27 2004, 03:37 PM)I q...   Oct 27 2004, 07:58 PM
jeffdj   LMAO at this thread... I'd say let it ride. ...   Oct 27 2004, 08:08 PM
MixnMatchBrew   QUOTE(jeffdj @ Oct 27 2004, 08:08 PM)But then...   Oct 27 2004, 08:19 PM
twocents   Make the baby drink the beer. two cents ΒΆΒΆ   Oct 27 2004, 08:50 PM
Stine-hog   brew it up and bottle it. Then post on a urine fet...   Oct 27 2004, 09:06 PM
werper   QUOTE(Stine-hog @ Oct 27 2004, 09:06 PM)...   Oct 27 2004, 10:40 PM
armstrong   relax, urine is a good yeast nutrient.   Oct 27 2004, 10:57 PM
Danno6102   I can't wait to see this on the "Top 10 t...   Oct 28 2004, 07:01 AM
Rod_Tidwell   BTW it was AG.... What I have a hard time underst...   Oct 28 2004, 08:15 AM
twocents   p.s.: another reason I do NOT have kids. two cent...   Oct 28 2004, 08:34 AM
DarCoop   QUOTE(Rod_Tidwell @ Oct 28 2004, 08:15 AM)Her...   Oct 28 2004, 09:02 AM
codemonkey   I'm terrified that so many of you suggest ridi...   Oct 28 2004, 09:08 AM
bshep714   I'd be pissed! (Sorry but someone had to s...   Oct 28 2004, 11:17 AM
bonjour   Hey, they say Don't eat Yellow Snow, Don...   Oct 28 2004, 01:07 PM
twocents   HEY!!!! Beer IS yellow... Well, at...   Oct 28 2004, 01:41 PM
Marmot   Bear Whiz Beer? Marmot   Oct 28 2004, 02:05 PM
werper   If a dirty diaper can fall in, I don't want to...   Oct 28 2004, 02:14 PM
twocents   Is this possibly an overt act of hostility on the ...   Oct 28 2004, 02:28 PM
j0ker   i have a difficult time even believing this little...   Oct 28 2004, 02:29 PM
twocents   QUOTE(j0ker @ Oct 28 2004, 02:29 PM)i have a ...   Oct 28 2004, 02:34 PM
Blkandrust   Find someone who likes BMC and give it to them.It ...   Oct 28 2004, 02:53 PM
Rod_Tidwell   QUOTE(j0ker @ Oct 28 2004, 02:29 PM)i have a ...   Oct 28 2004, 03:50 PM
Lee   You guys with beer rooms are so lucky!   Oct 28 2004, 04:09 PM
bonjour   Rod, I'd like to thank you for the post, and ...   Oct 28 2004, 04:38 PM
twocents   >>>Trust me I knew I was going to get ham...   Oct 28 2004, 04:48 PM
kiwicanoeboy   QUOTE(huleoo @ Oct 27 2004, 07:31 PM)QUOTE(Ei...   Oct 28 2004, 05:52 PM
USMChomebrewer   Holy Shi$ Thats just wow. I once dropped a c...   Oct 29 2004, 01:56 AM
forty-two   I say let it go. Then save it until you catch him ...   Oct 29 2004, 02:09 AM
USMChomebrewer   Forty-two I think that is about the best answer   Oct 29 2004, 03:30 AM
DrDale   Is this guy in one of the fantasy sports leagues w...   Oct 29 2004, 07:21 AM
twocents   Not only is this one of the funniest threads I...   Oct 29 2004, 09:55 AM
Ray Hill Brews   I'd definitely toss it. Count your losses. I...   Oct 29 2004, 10:06 AM
Rod_Tidwell   QUOTE(twocents @ Oct 29 2004, 09:55 AM)Not on...   Oct 29 2004, 10:43 AM
stangbat   No matter how it works out, you certainly made a m...   Oct 29 2004, 11:47 AM
Rod_Tidwell   QUOTE(stangbat @ Oct 29 2004, 11:47 AM)No mat...   Oct 29 2004, 03:18 PM
JustinD   Call it Michelob Ultratrim   Oct 29 2004, 04:04 PM
Chet   3 seconds tops and it was rolled? Keep it! (...   Oct 29 2004, 05:00 PM
twocents   Thus endeth a noble posting... As they say ...   Oct 31 2004, 06:01 PM
USMChomebrewer   I post on about 4 boards and dam if I have not her...   Nov 1 2004, 04:09 AM
stout_fan   1800 views, I'd say this is a popular thread. ...   Nov 1 2004, 08:14 AM
Rod_Tidwell   Somehow, I thought "Making a name in the Home...   Nov 1 2004, 11:29 AM
jwhite751   I say through it away ! You could give the bab...   Nov 2 2004, 05:20 PM
DrDale   QUOTE(jwhite751 @ Nov 2 2004, 05:20 PM)I say ...   Nov 2 2004, 06:27 PM
Bitter Dave   Best thread ever   Nov 2 2004, 06:57 PM
jwhite751   If you keep this brew make sure nothing rolled out...   Nov 3 2004, 02:47 PM
slseals   I don't know, I'm still having trouble pic...   Nov 3 2004, 05:03 PM
PorterSr   I thought my plate of food in the fermenter was a ...   Nov 3 2004, 05:16 PM
werper   QUOTE(PorterSr @ Nov 3 2004, 05:16 PM)I thoug...   Nov 3 2004, 06:36 PM
Rod_Tidwell   *UPDATE* It is 11/8/04 , It was is in the second...   Nov 8 2004, 01:34 PM
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